再见 晚安 伙计们
See you later, have a good night, guys.
天啊 莫 你到底在干什么
Jesus, Mo, what the hell are you doing?
啊 老鸡面具的把戏
Ah, the ole chicken mask trick.
每次都能奏效
Gets'em every time.
你把我吓得半死 你有什么毛病
You scared me half to death, what is wrong with you?
我也很高兴见到你
It's good to see you too.
在重新装修吗
Doing a little redecorating?
我的朋友来了
My friends are here.
我赶时间 好吗
I'm in a raging hurry, okay?
好吧 我可不想让你的姐妹们久等
Alright, I wouldn't want to keep your little sorority sisters waiting.
明天心理科见 好吗
I'll catch you in psych tomorrow, okay?
等等 等等
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
这是紧急情况
this is like an emergency.
我真的需要你
I really need you.
我的天啊
Oh my God.
那是谁
Who is that?
那是那个古怪的哥特小妞
Yo, that's that weird goth chick.
我听说她是个拉拉
I heard she's a dyke.
嘿 来点拉拉动作 伙计
Hey, a little lesbo action, dude.
-我可以进去 -好的
-I can get into that. - Yeah.
她到底在干什么
What the hell is she doing?
我们都等了她五分钟了
We've been waiting for her ass for like five minutes.
走吧 里斯 修女走了
Come on Riss, the nun's away.
我只需要搭个便车
All I need is a ride.
搭车 去哪里
A ride, a ride where?
去修道院 那是你要去的地方 对吗
To the convent, that's where you're going, isn't it?
听说你们想在修道院上涂上你们的小字母 免得被卡帕抢先一步
Heard you guys were trying to like, paint your little
letters on the convent before the Kappa's beat you to it.
然后呢
Yeah, and?
我需要你载我一程
I need you to give me a ride there.
我不能带你去 莫
I just can't take you, Mo.
他们不会理解的
They won't understand.
随便吧 克洛丽莎
Whatever, Clorissa.
你总是很难融入进去
You're always gonna be struggling to fit in.
他们永远不会接受真实的你
They're never gonna accept you for who you are.
他们是我的朋友
They're my friends.
他们喜欢真实的我
They like me for who I am.
既然他们这么喜欢你
Seeing as how they like you so much, I'm sure you wouldn't mind if I
我相信你不会介意我告诉他们你所有的纹身 还有你以前戴的鼻环
told them about all of your tattoos, or the nose ring you used to wear.
你和 Joey Ramone 的一夜情
Your one night stand with Joey Ramone.
他们不会相信你的
They won't believe you.
顺便说一句 我在翻我的衣柜时
By the way, I was digging through my closet, and I
偶然发现了这张你和我在怪人秀上的照片
came across this picture of you and I at the Misfits show.
我相信他们会很高兴看到的 这是经典之作
I'm sure they'd love to see that, it's a classic.
是吗
Oh did you,
哦
ooh.
听着 我很抱歉我们不再一起玩了
Look, I'm sorry we don't hang out anymore, but do you
但你觉得你可以威胁我重新做你的朋友吗
think you can just blackmail me into being your friend again?
别自以为是了 Clorissa
Oh, get over yourself, Clorissa.
我需要搭个便车 就这样
I need a ride and that's it.
然后呢
And?
我想看看这地方是不是真的闹鬼
And I wanna see if the place is really haunted.
我以为你已经放弃了
Oh, I thought you gave that up with like Menudo.
你的新朋友有什么不喜欢梅努多的
What your new friends don't like Menudo?
你能开快点吗 里斯
Would you get it in gear, Riss?
我在这里等你都快长皱纹了
I'm like getting wrinkles waiting here for you.
嘿 嘿 带上那个拉拉
Hey, hey bring the lesbo along.
哦 蕾丝边 是我
Ooh, lesbo, that's me.
太棒了
This is great.
好吧 为什么
Okay, why?
因为Frijole自从被赶出家门后就没有任何东西了
Because Frijole hasn't got any since he got booted from the house.
是啊 在打破历史上最长的宣誓入会纪录之后
Yeah, after breaking the record for longest pledgehood in history.
等等 你为什么要骗一个女同性恋
Wait, why would you even try to scam on a dyke?
你知道你不能拥有她
You know you can't have her.
我会把她掰直的 只要给我5分钟
I'll turn her around man, just give me five minutes.
-看着 -好吧 伙计 你连螺丝都拧不动
-Watch. - Right dude, you can't even turn a screw.
哥们 去你的
Dude, screw you.
我会让你看看成为 UCC 大师是什么感觉
I'll show you wannabe's what it's like to be the mack of UCC.
Frijole 你...
- Frijole, you... - Watch and learn girl.
学着点 姑娘
我只需要和她独处五分钟
All I need is five minutes alone with her.
好吧 你这么想跳下去 那就跳下去 但我向上帝发誓 如果你说了什么
Fine, you wanna go that bad, jump in, but I swear to God, if you say anything.
别担心 里斯 我会保守你的秘密
Don't worry, Riss, your secrets are safe with me.
伙计们 这是莫
Guys, this is Mo.
那是什么的简称 莫提莎
What's that short for? Morticia?
你是个暴食症婊子吗
Are you a bulimic bitch?
你说什么
Excuse me?
凯特琳 拉拉队训练怎么样
So Kaitlin, how was cheerleading practice?
还不错
Oh, it was fine.
他们让我们做了99次同样的动作
They had us do the same routine like 99 times.
嘿 嘿 是那个老婊子的公寓 伙计
Hey, hey, it's that creaky old bitch's pad, man.
谁
Who?
镇上的传奇人物
The town legend.
住在那房子里的疯女人
Crazy chick who lives in that house.
有人住在那房子里吗
Ew, somebody lives in that house?
我想什么都比疯人院好
I guess anything's better than the loony bin.
什么意思
Whataya mean?
那是克里斯汀的房子
That's Christine's house.
她让他们关闭了修道院
She made'em shutdown the convent.
事实上 她关闭了它
Actually, she shut it down.
她疯了 把修女都炸死了
She went crazy and blew away the nuns.
让我们的小镇出名
Made our town famous.
有人见过她吗
Has anyone ever seen her?
没有 她向任何踏入她家的人开枪
No, she shoots at anyone who steps on her property.
真的吗
For real?
是啊 她经常开枪打人
Yeah, man, she shoots at people all the time.
我打赌我能上她
I bet you I could fuck her.
你能不能别这么混蛋 我们赶紧去那里
Would you stop being such an asshole and let's just get there already.
我只是想看看那个怪胎想不想和我们一起去
I just wanna check and see if the freak wants to come with us.
嘿 宝贝 嘿 我们今晚要去拜访你的朋友 你要来吗
Hey, baby, hey, we're gonna go visit your friends tonight, you wanna come?
该死 真的吗
Shit, really?
姑娘 放轻松
Girl, just relax.
来吧 宝贝 我们还有位置
Come on baby, we got room for one more.
我们走吧
Let's split.
哥们 别扫兴了
Dude, quit being such a buzzkill, man.
里面没人住
There ain't no one living in there.
你知道吗 我不在乎
You know what, I don't care.
我只是觉得这地方对我有不好的预感 好吗
I'm just getting like really bad juju from this place, okay?
好了 宝贝 这是你最后的机会
Alright baby, this is your last chance.
哦 该死
Oh, shit.
该死 快走
Oh shit, man, go.
我没有反应过度
I am not overreacting, I don't think this is gonna be a
我不认为这会是一个美好的周五之夜 被一个疯女人攻击
good Friday night, getting attacked by some crazy lady.
冷静点
Chill out, huh.
里斯 你真是个怪胎
Riss, you're such a spaz case.
是的
Yeah.
我勒个去
Holy shit.
好了 孩子们 我们要去画画了
Alright kids, we got some painting to do.
这地方就是阿米蒂维尔
You know, this place is all Amityville and shit.
就像 红鼓 红鼓
Like, redrum, redrum.
这只是部电影 傻瓜
It's only a movie, nimrod.
我有个好主意
Yeah, hey, hey, I got a good one for you.
好吧 一个牧师能得到什么样的女人
Alright, what kind of pussy does a priest get?
没有
None.
没有 明白吗
None, get it?
是啊 和你一样 是吧 Frijole
Yeah, same kind you get, huh Frijole?
你说得对 伙计 她很想要你
You're right dude, she wants you bad.
是啊 笑吧 伙计 看着吧
Yeah, laugh it up homey, just watch.
我今晚就去 当然
I'm gonna get some tonight, fo sho.
给我五分钟
You just give me five minutes.
你在这里做什么
What are you doing here?
我提前洗完了衣服 所以他们让我一起来
Oh, I finished the guys laundry early, so they let me come along.
那些家伙
The guys?
你说得好像他们是你的好朋友一样
You make it sound like they're your big buddies or something.
他们是我的朋友 他们会让我加入兄弟会的
They are my buddies, they're gonna let me in the fraternity.
你看不出来他们只是在利用你吗
Don't you see they're just using you?
你对他们来说就是个笑话 亲爱的 他们不会让你进去的
You're a joke to them sweetie, they're never gonna let you in.
天啊 你的口气跟妈妈一模一样
God, you sound just like mom.
嘿
Hey.
你就不能接受他们也是我的朋友吗
Can't you except that they're my friends, too?
你就不能接受他们也是我的朋友吗
Can't you just accept that they're my friends, too?
-啊 -哦 是的
- Ah. - Oh, yeah.
很好 很好
Nice, nice.
说得好 查德
Good one, Chad.
这一拳打在我的屁股上
That one went all the way up my ass.
干得好 伙计
Good job, pal.
你先走 我随后就到
Yeah, you just go on ahead, I'll catch up.
马上来
Be right there.
哟 打开它 菜鸟
Yo, bust it open, pledge.
对不起 毕夫 你说什么
I'm sorry, Biff, what?
我说把门撞开 快 快 快
I said bust down the door, now, now, now.
嘿 放马过来吧 菜鸟
Yeah, hey, bust it down, pledge.
好吧 好吧
Okay, alright.
放下来 放下来 好吗
Bust it down, Bust it down, okay.
好的 兄弟
Yeah, okay, bro.
好吧
Yeah, alright.
有没有铲子什么的 我能用一下
Um, okay is there a shovel or something around I can use?
什么 一个推子
A what? A shove?
快走 贱人
Move your ass now, bitch.
嘿 嘿 你能对他温柔点吗
Hey, hey, can you please take it easy on him?
抱歉 里斯 但是溺爱你弟弟 不会让他变成兰达
Ah, sorry Riss, but coddling your little brother, ain't gonna make him a Lambda.
还有把他摔在门上会怎么样
Oh, and body slamming him into a door will?
再来一次 好吗 克洛丽莎
Just one more time, alright Clorissa?
好吧 随便你
Fine, whatever.
求你了 我
Please, I, ooh.
干得好 伙计
Good job man.
我的屁股卡住了
My ass is stuck.
滚出来 你他妈的..
Get out here, you fucking...
爬进去
Climb inside.
我觉得我的脾脏破裂了
I think I ruptured my spleen.
嘿 别像个娘们 菜鸟 爬进去
Hey, don't be a pussy, pledge, climb inside.
听起来你们都是一群娘娘腔
Sounds to me like you're all a bunch of pussies.
别挡道
Get out of my way.
你说什么
Excuse me?
我想你第一次就听到了
I think you heard me the first time.
你为什么不把它塞进耳朵里
Why don't you stick it in your ear.
一定是在这里发生的
This must be where it all happened.
发生了什么
Where what happened?
堕胎
The abortion.
根本没有堕胎 那只是都市传说 对吧
There is no abortion, I mean, that's just urban legend, right?
胡扯
Bullshit.
是丑闻让这里关门大吉
It was the scandal that closed this place down.
这里进行过的最后一次手术
The last surgery ever performed here.
Christine O’Mally 当时16岁 怀孕了
Christine O'Mally was 16 and pregnant.
那时的情况可不太好
Not a pretty situation back then.
瑞安神父和修道院院长半夜绑架了她 把她带到这里 绑了起来
Father Ryan and Mother Superior kidnapped her in the
middle of the night and brought her here and strapped her down.
他们当场就做了堕胎手术
They performed an abortion right then and there.
不需要同意
No consent necessary.
他们肯定用了金属衣架
Bet they used a wire hanger.
恶心的凯特琳
Ah, gross Kaitlin.
这才是我的乖女儿
That's my girl.
他们为什么要这么做
Why would they do that?
堕胎是天主教最大的罪过
I mean abortion's like the biggest sin in Catholicism.
有传言说孩子是 Ryan 神父的
Rumor has it the child was Father Ryan's.
真是一团糟
That's fucked up.
教会惩罚了 Ryan 神父吗
Did the church punish Father Ryan?
几乎没有 有一天克里斯汀突然闯进来把他们炸飞
Hardly, Christine busted into mass one day and
blew them away and then torched'em one by one.
然后一个接一个地烧死
火焰中的修女 我打赌那一定很美
Nuns in flames, I'll bet it was fucking beautiful.
所以她变成了连环修女杀手
So she became like, some serial nun killer?
她声称他们是魔鬼的门徒
Well she claimed they were the devil's disciples.
就这样 她在精神病院度过了30年的假期
And thus began her 30 year vacation in the nuthouse.
他们说瑞安神父和修女们还在这栋楼里出没
They say that Father Ryan and the nuns still haunt this building.
寻求复仇
Seeking revenge.
听起来你好像看了太多集《艾尔薇拉》了
Sounds like you saw one too many episodes of Elvira.
天啊
Man.
真恶心 伙计
Nasty, dude.
快他妈滚出去 菜鸟
Yo, get it the fuck outta here, pledge.
但是 但是 但是
But, but, but.
不 别管我 现在就走
No, don't but me, move it now.
滚出去 听到我说的了吗
Get it the fuck outta here, hear what I said?
动起来 动起来 拍下来 现在 现在 新人
Move it, move it, movie it, now, now, pledge.
没错
That's right.
毕夫
Biff.
这地方真恶心
This place is gross.
我们赶紧画画 然后去个浪漫的地方
Let's just hurry and paint, and then we can go somewhere romantic.
哦 现在你说话 现在你说话 你认为恶魔崇拜者真的住在这里吗
Ooh, now you're talking, now you're talking
Do you think devil worshipers really live here?
这是油漆 蠢货
It's paint, knucklehead.
啊
Ah.
你觉得怎么样 我们自己去探索一下
What do you say, we do a little exploring of our own?
你不觉得我们应该待在一起吗
Don't you think we should all stay together?
好吧 我当时在想什么
Right, what was I thinking?
开始涂鸦宣誓吧
Hey, start that graffiti pledge.
天啊 那只狗想上我
Holy, the dog's trying to hump me.
你说你想来点刺激的 伙计
You said you wanted some action, dude.
这不好笑 他很强壮
This isn't funny, he's really strong.
喔 喔 小伙子 放松点 小伙子
Whoa, whoa, boy, easy boy.
布兰特 你带布兹去散散步吧
Yo, Brant, why don't you ah, why don't you take Boozer for a little stroll.
放他走吧 这地方已经是个烂地方了
Just let him go here, the place is already a shit hole.
我再说一遍 新人
Let me repeat myself, pledge.
你带布泽尔出去走走吧
Why don't you take Boozer for a walk.
但是
But,
好吧
Okay.
走吧 布泽尔
Come on, Boozer.
看来只有你 我 还有大麻 宝贝
Looks like it's just you, me and the chronic, baby.
是啊 我真幸运
Yeah, lucky me.
我想知道人们是否真的来这里崇拜魔鬼
I wonder if people really do come here to devil worship?
又是一个愚蠢的传说
It's another fucking stupid legend.
这里可能也有流浪汉
There's probably homeless people here too.
我不知道 我不觉得这地方是个避难所
I don't know, I wouldn't exactly call this place a shelter.
我想知道在这里过夜是什么感觉
I wonder what it would be like to spend a night here?
你有什么隐藏的阴暗面吗
Hmm, do you have a little hidden dark side?
也许吧
Maybe.
什么
What?
怎么了
What's the matter?
有个修女 她很恶心 一团糟
There was a nun, and she was all gross and fucked up.
放松 你只是看到了狗屎
Relax, you're just seeing shit.
Frijole 的大麻里可能掺了点什么
Frijole's weed was probably laced with a little something.
但我发誓 我看到一个修女站在那里
But I swear, I saw a nun standing right there.
好吧 你被大麻和莫提西亚的故事迷住了
Okay, you're trippin' on the weed and Morticia's story.
但看起来很真实
But it looked so real.
别紧张 我们应该玩得开心才对
Relax, we're supposed to be having fun.
我没有
Well, I'm not.
我们能走了吗
Can we please just bail?
这地方让我毛骨悚然
I mean, this place creeps me out.
性感 里斯
Sexy, Riss.
你觉得我们能从这里上到钟楼吗
You think we can get up to the bell tower from here?
是的 我想是的
Yeah, I think so.
你怕什么
What are you scared?
没有
No.
宝贝 你会空手道吗
So baby, do you know karate?
因为你的屁股正在踢我
Cause like that ass is kickin'.
别告诉我你是认真的
Please tell me you're not serious.
来吧 宝贝 只是你太美了 我都找不到合适的词了
Come on baby, it's just you're so beautiful,
I'm struggling to find the right words.
所以你为什么不帮我们两个一个忙 别再说话了
So why don't you do us both a favor and quit talking.
怎么 你想让我做那种坚强沉默的人吗
Oh, what, you want me to be the strong, silent type?
我能做到
I can do that.
等等 放松点 伙计
Wait, just relax stud.
来吧 宝贝 你知道你想要的
Come on baby, you know you want it.
放开我
Get off of me.
所有的小妞都这么说
All chicks say that.
是啊 我想也是
Yeah, I'm sure they do.
是啊 但他们从来都不是认真的
Yeah, but they never mean it.
我知道
Well, I do.
听着 兄弟会小子 我是个处男 我当然不会输给你这样的花花公子
Look, frat boy, I'm a virgin, and I'm
certainly not losing it to some player like you.
我要把自己留给玛丽莲 · 曼森
I'm saving myself for Marilyn Manson.
所以你是个讨厌鬼
So you're a hater.
这就说得通了宝贝 不过别担心
Well, that explains it baby, but don't
你不会从 Frijole 那里得到任何东西
worry, you'll get nothing buy love from Frijole.
我想我告诉过你 放松
I thought I told you, relax.
哇 哇 伙计
Whoa, whoa, man.
我感觉你有点咄咄逼人
I'm sensing some aggression here.
是的 你是 所以他妈的放弃吧
Yeah, you are, so fucking quit it.
你说要发出含混不清的信号 伙计
You talk about sending mixed signals, man.
处女个屁
Virgin, my ass.
我们是警察
This is the police.
你有60秒的时间带着你的...
-You have sixty seconds to vacate the building with your - Fuck, holy
妈的 天啊
-把手举过头顶 -该死
- hands above your head, - shit, man.
-不然就是你的屁股 -该死
- or that's your ass. - Oh shit.
听着 我不在这里
Look, I was not here.
-你听到了吗 -不 不 不 可能只是校警
-Do you hear me? - No, no, no, it's probably just the campus police.
冷静点 好吗
Just be cool, okay.
不 不 我已经在试用期了 好吗
No, no, no, no, no, I'm already on probation, okay?
拜托 告诉他们我去巡游了
Please just, just tell'em I cruised.
伙计 你想对条子撒谎吗
Whoa, whoa man, you want to lie to the five-o?
来吧 这是我们的小秘密
Well, come on, it'll be our little secret.
你只需要告诉他们我回家了
Just, all you have to do is just tell them that I went home.
我可以让你觉得不虚此行
I, uh, I could make it worth your while.
听起来不错 宝贝
That sounds good to me, baby.
你只要告诉我时间地点
You just tell me where and when.
在这里
Ah, back here,
嗯
um,
一个小时吧
say an hour?
我怎么知道你会出现
How do I know you'll show?
我不知道 你想要张信用卡吗
I don't know, you wanna a credit card?
这样吧 把你的内裤给我 就没事了
I'll tell you what, you give me your panties, and it's all good.
我的内裤
M, My panties?
这是一个简单的选择 洋娃娃 内裤或社区大学
It's a easy choice, baby doll, panties or community college.
内裤或者社区大学
Panties or community college.
好吧 好吧 好吧
Yeah, okay, alright, alright.
上帝啊 你看《十六支蜡烛》看了八千遍 你家里还在循环播放吗
Jesus Christ, what do you watch Sixteen Candles
like 8,000 times, you got it on loop at your house?
-什么 是的 -马上给我滚出来
- What, yeah. - Bring your ass out now!
这就是我说的 混蛋
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about motherfucker, woo.
让我猜猜
Well, let me guess.
你们都以为自己是最终亵渎钟楼的人 对吧
You all thought you'd be the ones to
finally desecrate the bell tower, didn't ya?
你是这么想的吗
Is that what you thought?
不 我们只是..
No, we were just...
谁允许你说话的 白小子
Who said you could talk, white boy?
我以为..
I thought this...
闭嘴
Shut up.
我不想再听到你说一个字 小废物
I don't wanna hear another word from you, little punk.
你看 每年返校节的时候 都有一群孩子试图从我们眼皮底下溜走
You see, every year come homecoming game, another
group of kids tries to be the one to get past us.
但这从来没有发生过
But that never happens.
是斯塔基吗
Does it Starkey?
当然没有
Hell no.
今年不会有不同的孩子 明白吗
And this year ain't gonna be no different kids, you got that?
你确定大楼里没有其他人了吗
Now are you sure there's no on else left inside the building?
还有其他人吗
Is there anybody else, huh?
啊
Huh?
最好没有 因为如果我在里面闻到任何人的气味
Well there better not be, cause if I so much as
catch a scent of anybody else in there, I'm gonna
我就会把你锁得死死的 他们会有密码才能看到你的蛋蛋 白小子
lock your ass up so tight, they gonna have to
have a combination to visit your nuts, white boy.
那么
So,
如果你确定我们在里面找不到其他人
if you're sure, that we're not gonna find anybody else inside.
本来还有一个女孩 但她逃出来自己回家了
Well there was another girl, but she bailed and went home by herself.
为什么一个年轻女孩会在半夜独自回家
Why the hell would a young girl head home alone in the middle of the night?
为什么 为什么 为什么 为什么 为什么
Why, why, why, why, why?
她说她的宿舍有宵禁
She said something about, her dorm had a curfew.
好吧
Well,
今晚是你们的幸运之夜 孩子们
tonight is your lucky night, kids.
如果再让我看到你们这些小混蛋 你们就给我滚回警局 明白吗
If I see any of you little pricks around
here again, you're going downtown, you got that?
这是什么
What's this?
这是什么 这是什么
What is this? What is this?
我不知道那是谁
I, I don't know who's that is, man.
所以你现在想对我撒谎了 白小子
Oh, so now you wanna lie to me, huh white boy?
-不 让我杀了他 雷 -不 不
-Oh, no, let me kill him Ray. - No, no.
-让我杀了他们 -不 斯塔基 不
- Let me kill'em. - No, Starkey, no.
他不值得 他不值得
He's not worth it, he's not worth it.
-让我杀了他们 -不 不 不 斯塔基 不
- Let me kill'em - No, no, no, Starkey, no.
没关系
It's okay.
你懂的 雷
You know how it is, Ray.
你知道我的感受 年轻人用大麻毁了自己的生活
You know how I feel about this, the youth
destroying their lives with this marijuana substance.
我知道 斯塔基 我知道
I know, Starkey, I know.
你们这些不良少年 给我滚出去
You delinquent, degenerate ass kids, get the hell outta here.
所有人 出去
All of ya, get out.
照他说的做
Do what he says.
在我爆你菊花之前
Before I bust a cap in your ass.
为了你好
For your own good.
伙计 他们每年都变得更蠢了 不是吗
Man, they get dumber every year, don't they/
哦 天啊
Oh man.
你不觉得我们应该进去看看吗
Don't you think we outta go in there and check it out.
确保那些孩子没有骗我们
And make sure that those kid weren't lying to us?
上车 我们走
Get in the car, let's move it along.
不 这些孩子都没胆量待在里面 别担心
Nah, none of these kids got enough balls
to stay in there man, don't worry about it.
给我来点
Give me some of that.
走开 小猪
Get along, little piggy.
不错嘛
Nice.
不好意思 我能把奶酪丝放在一边吗
Oh, excuse me, can I get the shredded cheese on the side?
Frijole 你真的看到 Mo 离开了吗
Frijole, did you really see Mo leave?
我只知道我看到她了
All I know is I saw her, alright.
我经常见到她
I saw a whole lot of her.
你就不能消停一会儿 回答我的问题吗
Can you not be a pig for just one minute, answer my question?
别这么愤世嫉俗 宝贝
Don't be a hater, baby.
这可不怎么讨人喜欢
It's not very flattering.
你看到她离开了吗
Did you see her leave or not?
放轻松 宝贝 你知道我不喜欢事后抱抱
Take it easy, baby, you know I like to
avoid that whole cuddling afterwards bullshit.
该死的女孩 放松
Damn girl, relax.
她躲起来 这样就不用和警察打交道了
She hid so she wouldn't have to deal with the cops.
哥们 哥特小妞可能会跟死人一起发作
Dude, goth chick's probably gonna go all narcoleptic and shit with the dead.
那就是恋尸癖了
That would be necrophiliac.
-哦 -你们知道我们把她一个人留在那儿了吗
- Ooh. - Do you guys get that we left her alone there?
那么
So.
她想留下来
She wanted to stay.
所以她可能会被强奸或谋杀
So she could get raped or murdered.
哦
Oh.
别闹了 宝贝
Enough with the drama, babe.
我们能回去找她吗
Can we please go back and get her?
不好意思 你在吸毒吗
Excuse me, are you smoking crack?
我是说 我觉得被逮捕对我申请时装学校不会有什么好处
I mean, I don't think getting arrested is gonna
look good on my application to fashion school.
-查德 -嗯
- Chad. - Hmm.
你要跟我一起去吗
Are you coming with me?
等等 Clorissa
Wait, Clorissa.
冷静点
Calm down.
你们这些单位 我必须处理所有的事情吗
You units, do I have to handle absolutely everything?
凯特琳 别担心
Kaitlin, don't worry about it.
Clorissa 你要去哪
Clorissa, where are you going?
我要尿尿
I have to pee.
我也要尿尿 但我不会去那里
Well I have to pee too, but I'm not gonna go in there.
这是贫民区吗
Is this the ghetto?
拜托 别坐下
Oh please, just don't sit down.
好吧 但我需要打一针狂犬病疫苗
Fine, but I'm gonna need like a rabies shot.
怎么回事 Clorissa
So what's the deal, Clorissa?
你为什么要在乎那个怪女人
Why do you give a shit about that weird ass chick?
凯特琳 我们把一个女孩一个人留在了废弃的大楼里
Kaitlin, we left a girl alone in an abandoned building.
谁知道发生了什么
Who knows what's happened?
我觉得你反应过度了
I think you are way overreacting.
不 我没有
No, I'm not.
那地方很诡异 你知道的
That place was freaky and you know it.
我不管你们怎么做 我要回去
I don't care what you guys do, I'm going back.
好吧 里斯 随便你
Fine, Riss, whatever.
我们动作快点 好吗
Let's just hurry it up, okay?
你是不是已经完事了 还有别的事吗
Now is your little fit over with or is there more?
我不干了
I'm done.
谢谢
Thanks.
很好 因为你绝对欠我个人情
Good, because you definitely owe me one for this.
哦 上帝
Oh God.
老兄 我不介意再和那个哥特小妞喝一轮
Dude, I wouldn't mind going back for another round with that goth chick.
伙计 她太棒了
Dude, she was so fine.
伙计 我说我们应该冲到
Dude, I say we charge over to that 50 kegger at the Lambda House.
Lambda House 的50个啤酒桶那里
是啊 啤酒
Yeah, beer.
我们不能回去 兄弟
We can't go back there, bro.
我们会惹上很多麻烦的 伙计 如果她出了什么事 你的名字就毁了
We can get in a lot of trouble Dude, if something
happened to her, you're name could be ruined.
啤酒
Beer.
我们可不想让老查德威克知道他的明星四分卫擅闯民宅 对吧
We wouldn't want Chadwick Senior to hear that his
star quarterback has gone trespassing, now would we?
这不值得
It's just not worth it.
喂 你们在听我说话吗
Hello, are you guys listening to me?
50桶 伙计
50 kegs, man.
5-0
Five-zero.
如果她出了什么事 你不会难过吗
Wouldn't you feel bad if something happened to her, man?
这不是我的问题 伙计
It's not my problem, man.
你们这些混蛋
You guys suck dick.
去你的
Screw you.
我不管你们怎么想 没什么值得回去的
I don't care what you guys think, nothing is worth going back for.
我也不想这么说 但我把所有存货都留在那儿了
Yeah, well I hate to tell you this, but I left my entire stash there.
什么
What?
你们不明白 五十桶
You guys don't get it, 50 kegs.
我们为了克洛丽莎的莫蒂西亚朋友冒了太大的风险
We're risking way too much for Clorissa's little Morticia friend.
是 Monica 好吗 Kaitlin
It's Monica, okay Kaitlin?
莫妮卡
Monica.
要她的地址吗
Ooh, want her address?
伙计们 伙计们 伙计们 我们拿了东西就走吧
You guys, you guys, you guys, let's just get the stash and get out of here.
去找莫
And get Mo.
好的 去找莫
Right, and get Mo.
听着 伙计们 也许我们分开会更快找到她
Look you guys, maybe if we separate we'll find her faster.
太好了 夏格 你和塞尔玛一起去 我和达芙妮一起去
Great, Shag, you go with Thelma, I'll go with Daphne.
说真的 伙计们 搞什么
Seriously, you guys, what the fuck?
查德和我去走廊看看 来吧宝贝
Chad and I will go look in that hallway, come on baby.
我们去看看卧室
And, ah, ah, we'll um, check out the bedrooms.
回见 伙计们
Later guys.
是啊 很晚了
Yeah, late.
布兹
Boozer.
布泽尔 回来 孩子
Boozer, get back here, boy.
布兰特 去把我的狗带来
Man, hey Brant, go get my dog, man.
等等 我觉得我们不该分开
Wait, I, I, don't think we should split up.
伙计 我还有事要处理
Dude, I got some business to take care of.
你说什么呢
What are you talking about?
有几个朋友来这里找我买点大麻
I got some homies meeting me here to pick up a little herb.
他们在这里等你
They're meeting you here?
是啊 他们可能会带几个辣妹过来
Yeah, yeah, and they'll probably bring a couple of hotties
如果你去接我的狗的话 我可以帮你介绍一下
with them, so maybe I could hook you up if you go get my dog.
你是说做爱吗
You mean sex?
-是的 伙计 -和一个女孩
- Yeah, dude. - With a girl?
是的 给 拿着我的钥匙 去找我的狗 在那儿等着
Yes, here, take my keys, go get my dog, wait there.
他们会来找你的 好吗
They'll come and find you, okay.
是啊 太好了
Yeah, that's great.
没事 没事
All good, it's all good.
我会忙着嗑药的 混蛋们
I'll be busy shrooming, motherfuckers.
你他妈的是谁
Who the fuck are you?
我到了
I have arrived.
您的处女 我的主人
Your virgin, my lord.
很好 这就是我们的牺牲品了
Ah, good. So this must be our sacrificial lamb.
来得真及时
And such a timely arrival.
都准备好了 先生
Everything's ready sir.
很好 我的恶魔仆从
Very good, my minion of evil.
左边是女生 右边是男生
So, girls on the left and boys on the right.
现在是我们崇拜我父亲路西法的时候了
And now comes the time where we worship my father Lucifer.
萨菲拉 你准备好把灵魂献给黑暗之火了吗
Sapphira, are you ready to give you soul to the fires of darkness?
是的 主人 我听候您的差遣
Yes, my lord, I am there for your command.
那么 Sapphira 你知道 Sapphira
Well then, Sapphira, you know Sapphira I don't know if I've ever
told you this before, but you definitely are the embodiment of lust.
我不知道我以前是否告诉过你 但你绝对是欲望的化身
只是你伟大的延伸 索尔
A mere extension of your greatness, Saul.
路西法不会失望的
Lucifer will not be disappointed.
别告诉我你们是认真的
Please tell me you guys aren't serious.
我们是认真的
Oh, we're dead serious.
你们这些白人渣渣不会真以为杀了我就能有所成就吧
You white trash losers don't actually think you're
gonna accomplish anything by killing me, do you?
对不起 闭嘴 异教徒 要不然 我就亲自 用你的双手
Excuse me, silence infidel, or if not, I
shall personally and with thy own hands, tear
把你的舌头从嘴里扯出来 因为你嘲笑了第十三个女巫集会
the tongue from your mouth, for mocking the
circle of biz... biz... the thirteenth coven.
第十三个女巫集会
The thirteenth coven?
你还能再哥特式自命不凡一点吗
Could you be anymore gothic pretentious?
你怎么敢这样对邪恶的王子说话 你这个荡妇
How dare you speak to the prince of evil that way, you slut.
邪恶王子
The prince of evil?
你他妈在冰雪皇后工作
You work at fucking Dairy Queen.
骗子
Liar.
骗子 我的屁股 你上周给我表妹和我提供了一个点心精灵
Liar, my ass you served my cousin and me a Snacker Wizard last week.
她到底在说什么
What the fuck is she talking about?
谎言 谎言 谎言
Lies, lies, lies.
让她闭嘴 马上
Silence her, now.
哈哈 现在 黑暗之女 是时候让这个女人永远沉默了
Ha, ha, now then, daughter of darkness, the
time has come to silence this woman for eternity.
冰雪皇后 索尔
Dairy Queen, Saul?
Saphirra 你迈向黑暗的第一步的时候到了
Saphirra, the time is nigh for your first step into darkness.
所以 你为什么不拿起这把绝望的匕首 然后把它插进你童贞的心里
So, why don't you take the dagger of despair,
and you know, plunge it into thy virginal heart.
今天
Today.
邪恶之子 黑暗之王 我召唤你为冥界之主
Son of evil, lord of darkness, I invoke thee master of the underworld.
我把你的处女囚禁在黑暗中
I imprison your virgin in darkness.
我们释放她去海底释放她去对抗60个恶魔
We release her To the sea below seas release her against the 60 demons, possess
用恶魔的眼睛占有她的眼睛 用恶魔的手占有她的手
her eyes with the demons of the eyes, possess her hands with the demons of the
用恶魔的心占有她的心 我们把你交给平原之主
hands, possess her heart with the demons of the heart, we deliver thee o' lord of
人类的尸体 恶魔从四面八方撕裂她 起来 婊子起来
the plain, human corpse with, demons tear at her from every side, rise, bitch rise.
酷
Cool.
那是尖叫吗
Was that a scream?
不是
No.
你觉得凯特琳和毕夫是想耍我们吗
Do you think Kaitlin and Biff were trying to fuck with us?
他们最好停下来 我们不需要警察再回来
They better fucking stop, we don't need the cops to come back here.
你知道她喝醉的时候是什么样的
You know how she gets when she's wasted.
那是什么声音
What was that?
可能没什么
Huh, it was probably nothing.
不 查德 这绝对是件大事
No Chad, it was definitely something.
我们走吧
Let's just get out of here.
喂
Hello?
莫
Mo?
是你吗
Is that you?
再说一次 我们离开这里吧
Again, let's just get outta here.
我觉得我们应该去看看
Well I think we should check it out.
很好 著名的遗言
Great, famous last words.
哦 拜托
Oh, come on.
-里斯 -天啊 查德 你是这里的老大
- Riss. - Oh Jesus, Chad, you're the man here.
我不害怕
I'm not afraid.
那就证明给我看啊 硬汉
Oh, then prove it tough guy.
看 没什么 我告诉过你
See, it was nothing, I told you.
好吧 我只是想看看
Alright, I just wanted to check it out.
太好了 现在我们能离开这鬼地方了吗
Great, now can we get the fuck outta here?
-起来 快点 -我没事
- Get up, come on. - I'm fine.
-我没事 -该死
- I'm fine. - Shit.
嘿 你们好吗
Hey, what's up guys?
这是好东西
This is some good shit.
你 把我放下来 混蛋
Yo, you, get me down from here, motherfucker.
瞧瞧 瞧瞧 瞧瞧这是什么
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
我 我一直都知道你是个令人毛骨悚然的小东西
I,I always knew you were a creepy little thing, thing.
哇哦
Whoa,
该死
whoa, shit.
哇哦
Whoa.
该死的女强人
Fucking dominant chick.
你看起来像恶魔一样
You look all demonic and shit.
是啊 没关系
Yeah, no, that's cool.
没关系
That's cool.
好吧 没关系
Alright, that's cool.
该死 姑娘
Damn, girl.
你在干什么
What you doing?
好了 呼吸
Alright, breath.
做 做 做你的事
Do, do, do your thing.
做你该做的
Do what you got to do.
我可以做到这一点 和狗屎
I can do this, and shit.
布兹
Boozer?
布兹
Booz?
布兹
Boozer?
布兹
Boozer?
布兹
Boozer?
布兹
Boozer?
布泽尔 你在里面吗
Boozer, are you, are you in there?
他不在里面
He's not in there.
不 不
No, no.
你是他们中的一员吗
Are you one of them?
回答我 你是恶魔之子吗
Answer me, are you the spawn of the devil?
不 我是 Lambda
No, I'm a Lambda.
他身上有血印吗 主人
Does he bare the mark, master?
你在干什么
Whattaya, ah, hey whattaya doing?
-住手 -他的乳头 陛下
-Stop it. - His nipple, sire.
是那个标记吗
Is it the mark?
不 不 不 不 只是个痣
No, no, no, no, it's just a mole.
-他是干净的 -哦
-He's clean. - Oh.
你们是校友还是什么
Are you guys alumni, or something?
发生什么事了
What's going on?
邪恶的围巾 快点 给我邪恶的围巾
The evil scarf, hurry up, give me the evil scarf.
围巾
The scarf?
哦 我
Oh, I
现在就去拿
get it now.
你们是 Frijole 的兄弟 是吧
You guys are Frijole's bros, huh?
是的
Yeah.
嘿
Hey,
嘿
hey,
如果你想搞到他的毒品的话
if you wanna hook up with some of his dope, you know?
你最好有点行动
You better have a little action for the ole Brantster.
你知道 行动
You know, action.
行动
Action.
哦 爸爸 哦 爸爸
Oh daddy, oh, daddy.
哦 是的 你知道我的意思吗
Oh yeah, you know what I mean?
没错 布兰斯特
That's right, Brantster.
我们是 Frijole 的手下 我们是来帮你的
We are Frijole's boys, and we are here to hook you up.
-是的 -是的
- Yes - Yes.
那么
So,
我来帮你
let's hook you up.
-好的 -好的
- Alright. - Alright.
-天啊 -是的
- Oh my God. - Yes.
请把围巾给我
Give me the scarf now please.
-我太兴奋了 -我希望你站在这里
- I'm so excited. - I'd like you to stand right here.
我要把这个蒙住你的眼睛
I'm just gonna put this blindfold on you.
眼罩 好吧
Blindfold? Okay.
姑娘们在车里吗
Are the girls in the car or something?
哦 是的
Oh yes.
好了 现在仔细听我的声音
Alright, now listen very carefully to the sound of my voice.
你现在可以睡觉了
You will sleep now.
妈的
Fuck.
你伤害他了吗 主人
Did you hurt him, master?
哦 我的头 你他妈的混蛋
Oh my fucking head, you fucking dick.
我想把他打晕
I'm trying to strike him unconscious.
我的天啊 我好痛
Oh my fucking God, that hurt me.
这是为什么
What was that for?
对不起 我开玩笑的 开玩笑的
I'm sorry, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
搞什么
What the?
拜托 回来 好吗 仔细听我说
Come on, come back, okay, listen, listen to me carefully.
-你们在干什么 -嘘
- What are you guys doing? - Shhh.
听着 听着
Just Listen, listen.
你现在可以睡觉了
You will sleep now.
妈的
Fuck
我 你个混蛋
me, you fucking dick.
我一点都不开心 你个混蛋
I'm having no fun, you fucking dick.
-等等 等等 -站着别动 别客气
- Wait, wait. - Just stand still, make yourself home.
还有
And,
你现在肯定能睡着了
you will definitely sleep now.
你为什么要这样做 主人
Why did you do that master?
因为我想活下去
Cause I want to live.
我有个主意
And I have an idea.
什么
What?
也许 用另一个处女献祭 我们可以逆转这个过程 把恶魔送回去
Perhaps, with another virginal sacrifice we might be
able to reverse the process and send the demons back.
但是 我们不需要一个处女吗
But, don't we need a virgin?
哦
Oh,
我想我们找到了
well I think we found one.
哦
Oh,
真的
really.
我们应该约个地方见面的
We should have set up a meeting place.
想起那个凯特琳的好时机
Great time to think of that Kaitlin.
我没想到会被一群死虫子骚扰 好吗 毕夫
Well gee, I didn't expect to be accosted by a slew of dead bugs, okay, Biff?
我们能再夸张一点吗
Can we exaggerate a little more?
哦
Oh,
你知道吗 我不想吵架 好吗 这对我们没有任何帮助
you know what, I don't wanna fight, okay, it's not gonna get us anywhere.
真恶心
Ew.
现在怎么办
What now?
我的天啊
Oh my god.
妈的
Fuck.
它不会让步的
It won't budge.
救命
Help.
救命
Help.
里斯
Riss.
我会没事吗
Am I gonna be okay?
你看起来不错
You look good.
救命啊
Help!
救命
Help.
查德 里斯 他们就在我后面 快走
Chad, Riss, they're right fucking behind me, come on move.
快走 快点
Move it, come on.
天啊 我们得把他弄出去
Oh God, we gotta get him outta here.
我们得先止血
We gotta stop that bleeding first.
毕夫 帮帮我
Biff, help me.
天啊 快救救她
Jesus, fucking help her.
帮帮我
Help me.
让开 让开 让开
Move, move, move.
我们得去救我弟弟
We gotta get my brother.
他妈的
Fucking.
毕夫 我们得去救我弟弟
Biff, we gotta get my brother.
我哪儿也不去 好吗
I'm not going anywhere, alright.
他们吃了我的女朋友 其中一个 他们抓不到我的
They ate my fucking girlfriend, one of them, they're not gonna get me.
快点
Hurry up.
我他妈的要走了
I'm fucking moving.
该死
Shit.
求你了 求你了
Please, please.
我找到了 老大
I found it, boss.
真恶心
Ew.
好了 给你
Okay, here you go.
这么说吧 听着 迪克小子
Let's say, listen, Dickie-Boy, I just found out from my
我刚从我父亲路西法那里得知我不会举行这个仪式了
father, Lucifer, that I won't be performing the ritual.
是吗
Oh, really?
对黑暗之王做点什么已经远远超过了做这种粗糙的工作
Something to do about the lord of darkness is far past doing such crude work.
那么..
So...
那谁来做呢
So who's gonna do it?
我
Me?
但是老大 我配吗
But boss, am I worthy?
你 是的 他告诉我了
You, yes, he told me.
你的时间到了 撒旦的兄弟
Your time is now, sibling of Satan.
我不会让你失望的 我的暗黑使者
I won't fail you my dark one.
我在哪里
Where am I?
嘿 我看不见了
Hey, I can't see.
嘘
Shh,
躺着别动
just lie still.
怎么回事
But what's going on?
来吧 布兰斯特 这就是你一直在等待的惊喜
Come now, Brantster, it's the surprise you've been waiting for.
所以 就躺在那里
So, just lay there.
哦 是的 是的
Oh yeah, yeah.
啊哈
Ah-huh.
起来 起来 起来
Rise, rise, rise.
你到底在干什么
What the hell are you doing?
没什么 是个惊喜 嘘
Nothing, it's a surprise, shh.
起来 起来
Rise, rise.
起来 起来 起来
Rise, rise, rise.
不 老大 我不能
No, boss, I can't.
伙计们 我觉得这不适合我
Hey guys, um, I don't think this is for me.
不 这是给你的 只有你能拥有
No, it is for you and only you can have it.
这是你的机会 迪克小子 证明你自己
This is your chance, Dickie-Boy, prove yourself.
动手吧
Do it.
动手吧
Do it.
我受够了 伙计们
I'm getting tired of this, guys.
辣妹呢
Where's the hot chicks?
该死 你怎么回事
Dammnit, what is wrong with you?
动手吧
Do it
否则就是你
or it will be you.
我的天啊
Oh my God.
恶魔崇拜者
Devil worshipers.
对不起
I'm sorry.
情况不妙
This is not going well.
帮帮我 警官 帮帮我 帮帮我
Help me officer, help me, help me.
别害怕 别害怕
Don't be scared, don't be scared.
我驱逐你 恶魔婊子
I cast you out, demon bitch.
离开你们这些该死的黑夜生物
Away with you damn creatures of the night.
克莉丝汀
Christine.
你好
Hello.
你好
Hello.
克莉丝汀 是修道院
Christine, it's the convent.
人们正在死去
People are dying.
你得帮帮我们
You need to help us.
求你了
Please.
克莉丝汀
Christine.
克莉丝汀
Christine.
贱人 贱人
Bitch, bitch.
喂
Hello?
喂
Hello?
别动 孩子
Stay right there, kid.
我用温彻斯特手枪瞄准了你的胸口
I've got a pump action Winchester leveled at your chest.
如果你不相信我 向前一步
If you don't believe me, take a step forward.
你是她吗
Are you her?
你是克莉丝汀吗
Are you Christine?
如果你是来认识我的 那你来错地方了
If you came to get acquainted, you came to the wrong house.
你是来说修道院的事的 然后就开始唠叨
You came to talk about the convent, start yapping.
我的朋友有麻烦了
My friends are in trouble.
他们被困在里面了
They're stuck in there.
我想有些人可能已经死了
I think some of'em maybe be dead.
该死
Goddamnit.
你们闯进去了 对吧
You kids broke in there, didn't ya?
让我猜猜接下来的故事
Let me guess the rest of the story.
你和你的朋友去那里是为了上床和吸毒
You and your friends went there to screw and smoke dope.
当你突然唤醒了邪恶的力量 他们开始杀死所有人 对吗
When suddenly you awoke the forces of evil
and they started killing everybody, right?
好吧
Well,
算是吧
kind of.
把你的悲惨故事留给那些在乎的人吧
Yeah, well, save your sob story for someone who gives a rat's ass.
但你不明白吗 你是唯一能帮助我们的人
But don't you see, you're the only one who can help us.
哦 是的 没错
Oh yeah, right.
每隔五年左右
Every five years or so you stupid kids think it'd be great
你们这些愚蠢的孩子就会觉得闯进修 道院看看事情发生的地方会很有趣
fun to break into the convent and see where it all happened.
然后当一切都乱套了 你就来找那个挑起事端的女人
Then when all hell breaks loose, you come looking for the chick who started it.
去他妈的噪音
Well fuck that noise.
我受够了
I've had it.
这次不行
Not this time.
我不需要收拾大家的烂摊子
I don't need to clean up after everybody's mess.
但你得帮帮我 我的男朋友 他是他们中的一员 我弟弟还在里面
But you have to help me, my boyfriend, he's
one of them, and my brother's still inside.
别管他们了 他们已经死了
Forget about'em, they're dead.
你怎么知道
How do you know?
我知道
I know.
恶魔只能寄居在刚死去的尸体上
The demons can only inhabit recently deceased bodies.
一旦他们抓住你 太晚了 你已经死了
Once they take you over it's too late, you're already dead.
但我弟弟可能还活着
But my brother might still be alive.
除非他是处男
Not unless he's a virgin.
他不是处男吧
He's not a virgin, is he?
这有什么关系吗
What does that have to do with anything?
老实说 他是处男吗
Straight answer, is he a virgin?
是的
Yeah.
哦 妈的 这真他妈的太棒了
Oh shit, that is just fucking great.
他是处男 太好了
He's a virgin, that's perfect.
那又怎样
So?
他们爱死处女了
They fucking love virgins.
该死的 魔鬼 总是和处女有关
Goddamn, demons, it' always something with a virgin.
发生什么事了
What's happening?
你们知道自己做了什么吗
You kids have any idea what you've done?
不 什么
No, what?
让我告诉你40年前到底发生了什么
Let me tell ya what really happened 40 years ago.
卡米拉修女第一个看到花园里有个小女孩
Sister Camilla was the first to see it In the garden was a little girl.
站在雨中
Just standing there in the rain.
卡米拉修女认为她是另一个孤儿
Sister Camilla thought she was another orphan.
她是第一个得到它的人
She was the first one to get it.
第一个得到恶魔的人
The first one to get the demon.
没过多久就蔓延开来了
It wasn't long before it spread.
Joan 修女是下一个
Sister Joan was next.
然后是阿比盖尔修女
Then it was Sister Abigail.
一直到最后
And on down the line.
凯修女
Sister Kay.
Marlene 修女
Sister Marlene.
多诺霍修女 直到没有人剩下
Sister O'Donoghue Until there was none left.
这个地方变成了魔鬼的修道院
The place had become the devil's convent.
第二天在学校 每个人都知道出事了
The next day at school, everyone knew something was wrong.
我只去了几个星期
I'd only been there a few weeks.
我当时怀孕八个月 离家出走
I was eight months pregnant and a runaway.
他们收留了我
They took me in.
从那天起 他们就开始行为怪异
From that day on, they started acting weird.
真的很奇怪
Really weird.
经历了这一切之后 我对接下来发生的事毫无准备
Then after all of that, nothing could have prepared me for what happened next.
他们就是那时候给你做的堕胎手术吗
Is that when they performed the abortion on you?
那只是都市传说
That's just the urban legend.
事情不是这样的
It's not what really happened.
到底发生了什么
What did happen?
我躺在床上 孩子就要出生了
I was lying in my bed, my baby started coming.
别说了
Stop it.
不
No.
他们把我推进教堂 开始了这个过程
They wheeled me into the chapel and started the process.
什么过程
What process?
带走我孩子的过程
The process of taking my baby.
他们怎么处理的
What did they do with it?
他们打算用它来做祭品
They were gonna use it for one of their fucking sacrifices.
你看 处女的血是强大的 但婴儿的血 更强大
You see, the virgin's blood is powerful, but a baby's blood, way more powerful.
他们为什么要牺牲它
Why were they going to sacrifice it?
他的身体会成为新领袖的宿主
His body was gonna be the host for their new leader.
魔鬼之子
The son of the devil.
不幸的是 我有个不同的计划
Unfortunately for them, I had a different plan.
没人能带走我的孩子
No one is gonna take my baby.
所以你才朝他们开了一枪 对吧
That's why you went in with a shot them, right?
对
Right.
虽然小镇传说我疯了 因为他们让我堕胎
Although small town legend has it that I
went crazy because they made me have an abortion.
你的孩子 活下来了吗
So your baby, did it live?
他是皮奥里亚的土木工程师
Yeah, he's a civil engineer in Peoria.
这个故事的重点是 如果这些混蛋得到了另一个处女
The point of the story is if these fuckers get their hands on
another virgin, they can finally complete their little ceremony.
他们就可以最终完成他们的小仪式
我哥哥会成为新的反基督者吗
My brother's gonna be the new Antichrist?
恐怕是的
Afraid so.
妈妈会生气的
Mom's gonna be pissed.
喂
Hello?
克洛丽莎
Clorissa?
伙计们 是你们吗
Guys, is that you?
那绝对不是你
That's definitely not you.
你好 Brantster
Hello Brantster.
我们说到哪了
Now, where were we?
我们正要把匕首刺进他的心脏 大人
We were about to jab the dagger into his heart, my lord.
啊 是的 非常好 我的邪恶的奴才
Ah, yes, very good my minion of evil,
except this time, let's get it right, shall we?
只是这一次 让我们把它弄好 好吗
现在你继续抱着他的身体 让我背诵经文 然后
Now then you keep holding his body while I recite the passage, and then,
and only then must you thrust the ceremonial dagger into his vengeful heart.
只有这样你才能把仪式匕首刺进他复仇的心脏
-是的 黑暗者 -我的天
- Yes, dark one. - Oh my God.
别说了
Stop it.
起来
Rise
起来
Rise.
快点 他们来了
Hurry up, they're coming.
起来
Rise.
起来吧
Rise,
起来
Rise.
主人 我能杀了他吗
Now master, can I kill him?
不 还不行
No, not yet.
现在 现在 现在 你必须杀了他
Now, now, now, you must kill him now.
就是现在 把匕首给我
The time is now, give me the dagger.
那你打算怎么办
So, what are you gonna do?
你觉得我在干什么
What does it look like I'm doing?
你一个人进去吗
Are you going in there by yourself?
不 我要跟着你
No, I'm gonna be following you.
嘿 等等 我是说 我们是不是应该报警什么的
Hey, wait, um, uh, uh, I mean, shouldn't
we just call, you know, 911 or something?
你想让我帮忙 却不敢自己进去
Oh, you wanted my help, but you're too afraid to go in there yourself?
不
No,
只是...
- It's... - It's just nothing.
没什么
我们还有恶魔要杀
We got some demons to kill.
我以前从没见过这个
I've never even seen one of these before.
你会想出办法的
You'll figure it out.
上来
Hop on.
他们要带我们去哪
Where are they taking us?
你还不明白吗
Don't you get it?
他们要牺牲我们
They're going to sacrifice us.
牺牲
Sacrifice?
天啊 为什么
God, why?
因为你是处女
Because you're a virgin.
我是 他们怎么知道的
I am, well, how do they know that?
你怎么知道
How do you know that?
哦 拜托 你只是渗出了处女的味道
Oh please, you are just oozing virginity.
至于恶魔 恶魔可能只是闻到了你身上的味道
And the demons, well the demons can probably just smell it on you.
那他们为什么要带走你
Well then why are they taking you?
你是说你还是处女
You mean you're a virgin.
那是凯文 左边 右边 一个 好吗
That's Kevin, left, right, one, okay?
好吧
Okay.
那你的计划是什么
So what's your plan?
我要走进去 把他们打得屁滚尿流
I'm gonna walk in and blow the shit outta them.
你需要我做什么
Ah, what do you need me to do?
别挡我的路
Just stay outta my way.
对
Right.
真的很安静
It's really quiet.
这可不是什么好兆头
Yeah, well, that's never a good sign.
克莉丝汀 我们要怎么杀死这些东西
So, Christine, how do we kill these things?
有问题吗
Any questions?
嘿 Brant
Psst, hey Brant?
是的
Yeah.
我有个主意
I have an idea.
什么
What?
我觉得我们应该做爱
I think we should have sex.
前女友 你说什么
Ex, excuse me?
我说 我觉得我们应该做爱
I said, I think we should have sex.
为什么
Why?
好吧
Well,
如果我们做爱了 我们就不是处女了
if we had sex, we wouldn't be virgins anymore.
嗯
Um,
不 我还是不要了
no, I think I'd rather not.
这是我们唯一的机会
It's our only chance.
嗯
Um,
好吧
well,
好吧 首先 如果我们不是处女 他们就会杀了我们
okay first off, if we weren't virgins then they'd just kill us.
哦
Oh.
有道理
That's a good point.
嘿 Brant
Hey Brant.
是的
Yeah.
我还是想试试
I'd still like to try.
即使我们想做爱也做不到
We couldn't have sex even if we wanted to.
我们都被绑起来了
We're both tied up.
你看 我差点就把手松开了
Now see look, I almost got my hands free.
天啊 救命
Oh my, help.
救命
Help.
你知道你要去哪里吗
Do you know where you're going?
我要去教堂
I'm going to the chapel.
别再问这么多该死的问题了
Stop asking so many damn questions.
-怎么了 -该死
- What is it? - Dammit.
-什么 -他们就在我们后面
-What? - They're right behind us.
去死吧 你们这些混蛋 你们在干什么
Die you motherfuckers What are you doing?
闭嘴 开枪
Just shut up and shoot.
克莉丝汀
Christine.
我们该怎么办
What are we gonna do?
我不知道 孩子
I got no idea, kid.
但你觉得我弟弟在哪
But where do you think my brother is?
我肯定他们在小教堂抓到他了
Oh, I'm sure they got him over at the chapel.
那我们走吧
Well, then let's go.
孩子 我们快没子弹了 教堂就在修道院的另一边
Look kid, we're almost out of bullets, the chapel's
all the way over on the other side of the convent.
没子弹了
Out of bullets?
是的
Yeah.
我们该怎么办
What are we gonna do?
我马上回来
I'll be right back.
什么
What?
拖住他们 直到我回来
Hold'em off 'til I get back.
哦 好吧
Oh, okay.
你要去哪里
Where are you going?
别担心我 伙计 我只是要走了
Don't worry about me dude, I'm just movin' away.
来吧 布兰特
Come on, Brant.
布兰特
Brant.
哦 是的
Oh yes.
太完美了
-This is perfect. - [screams No.
你不必害怕
You don't have to be afraid.
我会很温柔的
I'll be very gentle.
最后说一次 不
For the last time, no.
在那方面我想保持处女之身
I would like to stay a virgin in that department.
别为难我
Don't make this difficult.
不
No.
哦 上帝
Oh God.
哦
Oh.
哦 不 该死 这太糟糕了 太糟糕了
Oh, no Shit, this sucks, this sucks.
我们在天上的父 愿人都尊你的名为圣
Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, please
请发动这辆该死的自行车 否则我们都会被咬得很惨
start this fucking bike, or we're all gonna bite the big one.
天啊
Jesus.
好吧 操
Okay, fuck.
没子弹了
Outta bullets.
他妈的疯子 忍者 疯婊子
Fucking crazy ass, ninja ass, psychotic fucking bitch.
好吧
Okay,
嗨 伙计们
hi guys.
想要这个
Want this.
凯特琳
Kaitlin.
该死
Shit.
我会空手道
I know karate.
我们走吧
Let's go.
如果你按我的计划行事就不会发生这种事了
See, if you had just gone along with my plan this wouldn't be happening.
这对我没有任何帮助 是吧 伙计
That's no help to me now, is it, dude?
Clorissa.
Clorissa 你回来救我了
Clorissa, you came back for me.
你是最好的姐姐
You're the best sister ever.
嘘
Psst.
求求你 也帮帮我
Please, help me too.
该死的
Godddamn it.
发生什么事了
What's happening?
我们来晚了吗
Are we too late?
如果我能帮忙的话
Not if I can help it.
你和你弟弟离开这里
You and your brother get outta here.
但是 难道你不...
- But, don't you... - Get outta here, goddamn it.
滚出去 该死的
好吧 你们这些混蛋
Alright you motherfuckers.
这次我要亲自带你下地狱
This time I'm taking you to hell myself.
看 是布泽尔
Hey, look it's Boozer.
嘿
Hey,
嘿 你来了
hey you made it.
你现在喜欢我了
You like me now.
你有钥匙吗
Do you have the keys?
有啊
Yeah,
操
fuck.
你想去丹尼餐厅吗
So you wanna go to Denny's?
不去
No.
你确定吗
You sure.
是的
Yeah.
这应该能帮你今晚睡个好觉
That should help you sleep tonight.
我无法想象你经历了什么
I can't imagine what you've been through.
整个女生联谊会都对此感到恶心
The whole sorority house is just sick about it.
for this semester.
But on the bright side, looks like you'll get a 4.0
你好好休息吧
I'm going to let you get some rest.
做个好梦
Sweet dreams.
怎么了 伙计
What's up, buddy?
布兹
Boozer.
趴下 布泽尔 趴下
Down Boozer, down.